the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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