she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My vagina just recognized that song.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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