:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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