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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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