Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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