naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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