I wish I could punch you in the face.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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