"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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