The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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