You're so nebulous sometimes
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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