And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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