just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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