so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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