.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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