Where are you?
In a non slutty way
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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