You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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