I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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