Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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