I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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