What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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