im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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