last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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