Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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