that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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