As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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