I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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