OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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