Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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