Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I cut my penus on the lid.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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