If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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