somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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