he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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