Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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