So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
handjob tips. give me some.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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