It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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