haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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