At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Text me some of your sweat
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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