Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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