i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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