I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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