I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
