remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Randomize
