Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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