Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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