whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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