How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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