Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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