Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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