I heard we made out
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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