I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I understand Curling. That high.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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